HAHAHAHA! EPIC SHIT! HOW MY MOTHER STILL HAVE THAT BLUE CARD MAN! So anyways, after eating my apricot fish and eating my aunt's half burger, i was damn full. They serve my b'dae ice cream afterwards. Still have candle WORH! Then they wanted to sing the b'dae song in public and i was like damn paiseh. I blew my candle for don't know how many time for me to extinguish the flame. I started on the chocolate part and my bro started on the strawberry one. Then there is a banana in the middle. I was like what the shit it that doing there. What really made me want to face palm is when my brother started to use his spoon and knock the banana. And he said, "What is this?"
BANANA DUH?! After eating finish he ice cream, we went off. I was like, HUH?! No NEED PAY BILL?! Then my bro told me it was paid. Since when man? I didn't see it. Btw the elder semi-cousin talk about how her colleague and her was eating dinner. And this waiter don't want to come to them. So when her colleague took a feedback form, the waiter immediately came. WAH -claps claps- pro. So we went back after dinner and started eating the cake. I got another B'dae song again. Yay. And this time instead of one candle(The one from Swensens) I have 5 flame to extinguish (one big and 4 small. I'm finally 14 yay) So it took damn long for all the flame to be extinguish by me. THE CAKE IS BEAUTIFUL. As expected from icing room :) Its delicious too. After the cake, we started talking about their school life. Firstly off with the elder semi-cousin. She has graduated already. Btw she travel b4 quite a lot of countries with her friends. JEALOUS MAX! I think she wanted to go Japan next. I wonder if there will be one day i would travel overseas with the whole alliance. She talked about how one day, a lot of people don't want to go to a teacher's lecture. Those people then, went to their classroom and started self-studying. The lecturer then started going around catching people. Minutes later, you can see a whole bunch of people trailing behind the lecturer, entering the hall. She also talked about how she wouldn't sleep in the Chem lectures cause they put one line of chairs infront. Whoever was caught sleeping need to sit in front. The younger semi-cousin talked about her level head for chem or something. So the level head was new. She went up and started her speech announcing she is the new level head for chem. Then people started clapping, which natural since it was like suppose to welcome her/him or something. Then the level head said,"WHY ARE YOU GUYS CLAPPING?! I'M NOT A CLOWN! I'M NOT HERE TO ENTERTAIN YOU!" Then people started to try to not laugh cause the level head's face is seriously like monkey. Then still got a lot of humorous story but i'm too lazy to mention anymore. So we proceeded to talk about my aunt and her handphone tales. Since she doesn't know much about English, she text in broken english. So one day when the younger semi-cousin was in camp, she was still having briefing but her phone kept on ringing. So she went to take the call. Then my aunt said."Did you miss me?" WHAT THE FUCK?! ROFL! Then my aunt explain that it is because the younger semi-cousin asked my aunt in the morning Will you miss me? So she call. Then they talk about how my aunt text never exceeded 3 words. Then only recently got improve. So she wanted to ask her elder daughter whether she is watching tv or sleeping. In the end the text become: see tv or sleep? LOL Then common text are: Where are you? Sit taxi home. lolololol Then the younger one mention her text have always BIG spacing. So it become: Where are you? LOL Then my aunt explain that it is because her phone made the spacing look so small and think that later will mix up so she press two more times LOL! By that time, my shoulder are shaking with laughter and no sound is coming out. It has seriously been a long time since i last laugh like that. It may not sound funny for you. But if you are there live, you will confirm laugh your heads off. Never ever trust a gps when you drive. Cause there was a time where my uncle's friend said he will fetch him. In the end, his friend follow his gps and turn round and round choa chu kang man. So my uncle was waiting for 20 mins and no fetched him. I was laughing like no one's business that night. It turn my optimistic mode on. Even though i felt depressed a few week before, now i just felt refresh. I wanted to get in JC since everyone i know is getting into JC. I really want to study hard etc. I slept with a smile that night. That was the best birthday present. It has been a long time since i last felt like that. Even though my day started badly, it ended greatly.
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